bambakophobia

The fear of cotton and cotton balls. Whether its the fear of touching, or the "squeak" emitted when a lump of cotton wool is torn, it is, apparently, unbearable.

Did you hear about her weird phobia? She cringed when she had to open a new bottle of aspirin that has a cotton ball shoved in it! Bambakophobia

by haleyyys May 30, 2010

BAMFA

(n.): corresponds with ANISA, stands for

BIG
ASS
MOTHER
FUCKING
ANISA

used when someone sees a smoking hot fine lady with a big ass booty and more rolls of fat than Trump has of cash

Tyrone: Damn that young stunna by the bar

Shaniquah: She's a BAMFA if I ever saw one

Felicia: I wish I had tits like that

by BAMFA INC. October 10, 2016

Bamashlamashlingshlong

Pronunciation (Bam-a-schlam-a-schling-shlong)

1) An exclamation used to publicly announce the sight of a buffalo

2) An exclamation used to describe a difficult task accomplished with relative ease

1)::driving through Yellowstone national park viewing a herd of buffalo a child exclaims:: “Bamashlamashlingshlong!”

2) ::After attempting to complete a back flip for the first time and succeeding an arrogant winner exclaims to onlookers:: “bamashlamashlingshlong!”

by Chuck Norris 69 September 30, 2019

Balzano

when someone does something that is either really stupid or really amazing, also referring to the most amazing person ever

add paulsie, walsie, balzie, malsie, alsie, or big in front of balzano for more dramatic effect

1. Shot not get the phone. Fuck thats paulsie walsie balzano.
2. Dude did you see that shot? Yeah it was big balzano.
3. Mr. Balzano is the fucking man. Yeah i know.

by asdfasdfasgv March 22, 2008

drain bamage

the term for "brain damage" used by those with brain damage

see also: dain bramage

Only someone with drain bamage would do a thing like that!... Outta my way! It's my turn again!

by DoctorB (The B is for Bargain) August 22, 2008

Baman Piderman

A series of badly drawn cartoons by Alex Butera in which Batman (Baman) and Spiderman (Piderman) have non-sensical adventures. Even though the main characters are based off of superheroes, they are not strong or intelligent at all. In fact, one may call them retarded. Their bodies are fat and are sort of squishy-looking. The plot in each video makes no sense at all and may start with Piderman not knowing how to count to three and end with Baman in his house moving away. There are some minor characters such as Tuba and Pumpkin, who are semi-sentient beings. Consequently, this is one of the most hilarious thing ever to be created and put on the Web.

Sample from Baman Piderman:

P:"Baman, that was good song"

B:"Yeah, but you look confused"

P:"I'm going to go eat some cereal so I don't get confused"

(Tuba note)

B:"We forgot about Tuba! It's OK Tuba, you can be in the next band."

(Tuba note)

B:"I love you"

(Piderman appears on the ceiling. He is forest green)

P:"Hi, Tuba!"

B:"Why did you get green?"

(Piderman falls off the ceiling)

P:"I don't like cereal anymore."

(Tuba notes and Baman falls over doing cartwheels in the background)

by SOOPA Soup November 8, 2009

Bamadra

1. Noun -Mother to your child(ren) who constantly causes chaos and torments you with her dramatic behavior.

2. Verb -Chaos and torment that is caused by the mother of your children

Origin -abbreviation of "baby mama drama"

Man, I have way too much bamadra goin' on so let's get effed up

by Iggy and the Stooges June 14, 2011