baloney 

how everyone spells bologna (and it should be spelled like baloney

person texting: “yeah and there’s baloney in my sandwich”
other person texting: “it’s actually spelled bologna!”

baloney by thecutesteverrrrr April 25, 2025

Baloney

The way bologna SHOULD be spelt.

"Baloney is a very disgusting meat."

Baloney by OR10 April 26, 2026

baloney ring 

A bung hole.

She has a no-fly zone around her baloney ring.

baloney ring by chicago jones June 13, 2011

Baloney Pony

A male phallus. The Oscar Meyer pole. The Bacon Torpedoe.

Your mom is such a freak! She smoked my Baloney Pony while my nuts rested in her eye sockets!!!!!

Baloney Pony by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

Baloney curtains 

A word used to describe a women's puss that has very large protruding / hanging lips.

When I seen her puss I almost thought she had a cock with those huge hangin' baloney curtains.

Baloney curtains by tracykaufman January 27, 2010

baloney fart 

Baloney Fart is when someone is lazy as hell as eats nothing but cheap supermarket cold cuts laced with nitrogen. The nitrogen in the cold cuts acts as an accelerant for propelling the rot of "mystery meat" from the farter's anus and makes for major mayhem.

Yo! Weasel tore ass with another one of his trademarked baloney farts.

baloney fart by nyctaoist May 29, 2008

Baloney Pie

An all meat, all cheese delicacy made with alternating layers of cream cheese and slices of bologna sausage. Five layers of each is considered the nominal amount for a proper pie.

That baloney pie they make southern Connecticut is off the hook.

Baloney Pie by E.trick.e June 16, 2008