by truebluemeanings August 27, 2020
Get the indianna ballardmug. Sexiest Man to live on this Earth. He gets all the ladies, his cock is said to be 20 inches and it attracts women to it.
by DyooLover69 September 21, 2018
Get the Logan Ballardmug. A swaggy lad with cool fashion sense consisting of bucket hats, has a wide vocabulary too and is nicknamed gayballs.
by jxm3s October 20, 2020
Get the Gabriel Ballardmug. "Damm look at that couple over there"
"Pshh, they aint nothing like Maggie Ballard and luis Beltran "
"Yeah your right"
"Pshh, they aint nothing like Maggie Ballard and luis Beltran "
"Yeah your right"
by sexyfantabulous January 11, 2012
Get the Maggie Ballard and luis Beltranmug. you call this anyone who is this High Risk Pimp. that kidnaps very beautiful women or little girls who make a good wife material, and sell them to be someone sex slave. i dont know how they came up with the name but i keep hearing about it, so i had to post the details on this. its high risk because anyone who gets caught, will suffer the worst punishment ever.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022
Get the THE MICHEAL ANYLA STEVENSON BALLARD EXPERIENCEmug. While wearing a bomber green condom you Lube a girl's butt up with Hellman's mayonnaise inline her butt cheeks with slaw then violently anally penetrated her
Oh yeah I was back behind the grocery store the other day giving this girl The back door Ballard County slaw dog.
by Cairo Jerry July 12, 2019
Get the The back door Ballard County slaw dogmug. A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.
Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.
by CountryTerry August 20, 2016
Get the Ballard Jackhammermug.