by truebluemeanings August 27, 2020

Sexiest Man to live on this Earth. He gets all the ladies, his cock is said to be 20 inches and it attracts women to it.
by DyooLover69 September 21, 2018

A swaggy lad with cool fashion sense consisting of bucket hats, has a wide vocabulary too and is nicknamed gayballs.
by jxm3s October 20, 2020

"Damm look at that couple over there"
"Pshh, they aint nothing like Maggie Ballard and luis Beltran "
"Yeah your right"
"Pshh, they aint nothing like Maggie Ballard and luis Beltran "
"Yeah your right"
by sexyfantabulous January 11, 2012

you call this anyone who is this High Risk Pimp. that kidnaps very beautiful women or little girls who make a good wife material, and sell them to be someone sex slave. i dont know how they came up with the name but i keep hearing about it, so i had to post the details on this. its high risk because anyone who gets caught, will suffer the worst punishment ever.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022

While wearing a bomber green condom you Lube a girl's butt up with Hellman's mayonnaise inline her butt cheeks with slaw then violently anally penetrated her
Oh yeah I was back behind the grocery store the other day giving this girl The back door Ballard County slaw dog.
by Cairo Jerry July 12, 2019

A girl that, from the moment you truly noticed her, has changed your perspective of life itself. Tess is a person with all qualities kind; she is sweet, rational, heartfelt, and caring. When you fall in love with her, there is a completely different world around you. Your devotion to all things personal become things for her. You write late at night to surprise her in the morning. You look forward to the short duration you can see her: the only window of time you can hug and cherish one another in composition. The effort you put towards success are to set yourself up for stability with her, for your entire purpose becomes pointed towards another tomorrow with Tess. Beauty, charm, smile, and love - in all ways, she is admirable. The possibilities so sought for but not there yet finally present themselves. Kissing, interlocking-hands, cuddling, star-gazing, holding one another, drifting off together, performing in conjunction, being a support system.
She is your all.
She is your love.
Tess is yours.
She is your all.
She is your love.
Tess is yours.
by 3L0ve2Sweets6 November 20, 2023
