barista

Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel better about serving coffee.

-So what have you been up to since you graduated?
- I'm a barista at the Coffee Bean, but only until I get a sitcom.

by KOAMex May 18, 2005

banistan

Where user of online bulletin board or chatroom is sent when banned from the site by the moderator, usually for abusive behavior, trolling or spamming.

Troll_7462 insulted everybody he encountered on the board, so moderator sent him to Banistan.

by heynowwassup November 17, 2010

baistee

a moment of incredible embarrassment and/or shame. Protracted form of the urdu/hindi phrase 'bay izzati' (without honour). Frequently used by western desis.

'He did his baistee when he walked into a lamppost'
'It was a great baistee when her jeans fell down in front of everyone'

by auntiji April 20, 2007

Bavist

Used in Belizean Creole. Someone who wastes time or who is idle.

Melissa, stop being a bavist and just do the ting!

by hotjulyafternoon November 15, 2010

barista crawl

Moving from coffee shop to coffee shop in an attempt to get homework done. When a coffee shop gets too boring, crowded, or hostile (kicks you out), it's time to move on to the next one.

L: Dude, the library is closed for Labor Day but I still have that huge paper due tomorrow that I haven't even started.

G: Yeah, I still have some work to do on my economics project too. Wanna go on a barista crawl?

L: I'm totally down with that. Let's go.

by triberocker July 3, 2009

Bakestorming

Getting baked and brainstorming ideas.

We made a ballin ass rap after that bakestorming

by Metals July 23, 2009

Baristo

The word "baristo" is sometimes used as a male version of barista. However, that's a case of hypercorrection. The word "barista" is gender-neutral.

"I'm totally gonna be a baristo when I'm done with college!"

by Queen Michael February 11, 2015