Douche Bagle

Like a Douche Bag, but more demeaning to the individual.

Tom is such a Douche Bagle for acting like that.

by PorphyryOvTyre October 5, 2010

hairy bagle

male butt hole

He has a very hairy bagle.

by mombofat July 1, 2012

joshing your bagles

just joking.

i was just joshing your bagles!

by hellomotherf**ker July 16, 2011

Roasted Bagle

The act of sucking one's penis while slitting your wrists, and swimming in a bath of cum.

Dude, i had the best ever roasted bagle yesterday! Dad came and had one with me.

by Jetson123454 September 26, 2008

Yorkshire Bagle-Toss

Its when you take a dump in your hand and use the feces as a lube.

When i was banging the BWTF the other day she finished me off with the best Yorkshire Bagle-Toss I've ever had!

by Walter Dumiharter December 23, 2008

Yorkshire Bagle-Toss

Its when you take a dump in your hand and use the feces as a lube.

When i was banging the BWTF the other day she finished me off with the best Yorkshire Bagle-Toss I've ever had!

by Walter Dumiharter December 23, 2008

chili cheese frito bagle sandwich

a bagle split in half with cream cheese spread on one side then a handful of chili cheese fritosis added and coverd with the rest of the bagle.

lets go get a chili cheese frito bagle sandwich.

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