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branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend

a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

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Lil shawty bae 

Lil shawty bae is someone obsessed with a guy named bubba
Oh I bet lil shawty bae is obsessed with bubba
Lil shawty bae by OPPxStoppa June 15, 2023

sharty bae 

A different/more appropriate way of saying shawty bae and funnier.
sharty bae by bark girl 123 February 16, 2021

Sharty bae baka caca waka ed sheeran pisskink pee pee poo poo

future K-pop idols, strippers, and the dumbest bitches in the world <3
omg Sharty bae baka caca waka ed sheeran pisskink pee pee poo poo I want to seggs ralph

Sharty Bae 

Your sharty bae is someone you love and care for. You feed them your shit and they love it. You can always rely on them.
“Hi”
“How are you.”
Im good
“Wanna be my sharty bae
“Of course”
*eats my shit*
Sharty Bae by BelLAMCFART February 16, 2021

Shawtyy&bae asf 

BRUH I SWEAR IM MAD AT HIM RN BC MANS LITERALLY STOLE MY MF CHILD LAUREN.. AND HAS THE AUDACITY TO NOT MARRY ME WHILE STEALING LAUREN... anyway this my shawty asf or whateva 🙄idk what happened he just partnered with me and it went on from there... but yuhh ily shawtyy
Shawtyy&bae asf
pls idk what to put here

sharty bae 

your crush but a little more then that
squidward is so smeggsy I love him so much he's my sharty bae
sharty bae by my bum whole February 16, 2021