Menstrual flow that defies the laws of gravity and flows up the butt crack and deposits everywhere but on the intended pad or tampon
by JolliRogue November 19, 2022
Get the Backsplash mug.Backsplash (also known as backlash, backspank, backcrank, crackpot, backplank, tankwank, backscatch, backboard, backieplankie, slashback, bobsplash, backwash, whiplash, backwank, backstroke and backjohnson ;b) was born in 15th December 1993, later known by his warrior name as Backsplash, was a mighty god of war and leader of the clan called Full Control.
In his early life, Backsplash was born into a rich family that owned majority of the cattle farms in his domain. His greatest achievement and success was catching a strange creature called "Jack" in the early stage of his life. It was later confirmed that the creature he had caught was the heaviest mammal in existence (Weigh more than blue whale).
During his adulthood around his 20s, he started his military career in Full Control. He used his amazing skills and large penis to rise through the ranks and soon became a Harbourmaster. During this time his famous quote, "wetter the better" spread through out the world gaining recognition.
In his Retirement, he retired at the old age of 184 of his immortal life. During his service within FC, he lead majority of sea operation and was instrumental in the building as well as upgrading the fleet.
Military career:2018-2023, He participated in carpet bombing of ED main
In his early life, Backsplash was born into a rich family that owned majority of the cattle farms in his domain. His greatest achievement and success was catching a strange creature called "Jack" in the early stage of his life. It was later confirmed that the creature he had caught was the heaviest mammal in existence (Weigh more than blue whale).
During his adulthood around his 20s, he started his military career in Full Control. He used his amazing skills and large penis to rise through the ranks and soon became a Harbourmaster. During this time his famous quote, "wetter the better" spread through out the world gaining recognition.
In his Retirement, he retired at the old age of 184 of his immortal life. During his service within FC, he lead majority of sea operation and was instrumental in the building as well as upgrading the fleet.
Military career:2018-2023, He participated in carpet bombing of ED main
by Yomyslime September 29, 2023
Get the Backsplash mug.The layer of toilet paper you put in the toilet before you take a dump. Helps to prevent backsplash and also makes crapping quieter as there are no more splashing noises.
A: Why'd you take so long, bro?
B: Dude, I had to take a shower after I took a dump due to all the backsplash on my ass.
A: Gross. Next time don't forget the backsplash barrier.
Girl1: I hate pooping! It's embarrassing coz people can hear you sometimes.
Girl2: Hellooo, backsplash barrier? Keeps your butt clean and also makes pooping virtually soundless.
B: Dude, I had to take a shower after I took a dump due to all the backsplash on my ass.
A: Gross. Next time don't forget the backsplash barrier.
Girl1: I hate pooping! It's embarrassing coz people can hear you sometimes.
Girl2: Hellooo, backsplash barrier? Keeps your butt clean and also makes pooping virtually soundless.
by qinomo December 16, 2011
Get the Backsplash Barrier mug.When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection
"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."
"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."
"Nah i used backsplash protection."
"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."
"Nah i used backsplash protection."
by xTimmins September 2, 2013
Get the Backsplash protection mug.When the contact of faeces with toilet water results in a splash of water directly hitting theanus while defecating.
Pablo: Man, I hate it when my ass gets hit with backsplash; especially when I’m squatting over a public toilet, avoiding ass cheek contact with the seat, like an MJ dance move.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.
by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas August 20, 2014
Get the Backsplash bidet mug.by MWBishop June 29, 2010
Get the Backsplash Stain mug.A phenomenon that occurs when a man pulls out to ejaculate, but doesn’t clean all the semen off the tío of his penis. When he goes back in for round 2, there is a little semen left that gets the girl pregnant, thus creating a backsplash baby.
Dude 1: I got her pregnant again man. But I could’ve swore I pulled out.
Dude 2: Did you go back in for round 2?
Dude 1: Duh.
Dude 2: Raw?
Dude 1: Duh.
Dude 2: Lol. Then it’s probably a backsplash baby.
Dude 2: Did you go back in for round 2?
Dude 1: Duh.
Dude 2: Raw?
Dude 1: Duh.
Dude 2: Lol. Then it’s probably a backsplash baby.
by TheBlkJohnWick March 10, 2021
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