back alley crumbnut 

Covering your penis and balls with molasses then pour enough cat litter on top so that molasses isn't visible anymore, and proceed to have anal sex with your partner.

"Whoa, I'm still cleaning up after last night. Brad gave me a back alley crumbnut and I'm still finding kitty litter all over!"

back alley crumbnut by Dr. Scandalicious/Tara H. January 19, 2009

Back alley abortion

The use of a unfurled coat hanger to remove said zygote-unwanted freeloading life from themselves in a back alley-preferably in a semi-residential urban area

"I knew this guy who made sure to instruct his girls to have a back alley Abortion to save them money with Geico"

Back alley abortion by Izzlemaster January 11, 2005

back alley butt slut 

a dirty slut who sneaks around in back alleys gettin her butt sex on

That back alley butt slut that me poke her in the brown out behind the liquor shop.

back alley butt slut by hefa January 8, 2007

back alley bend-over 

An outdoor quickie. Usually occurs behind bars between strangers.

Man, a hobo watched me give that slut a back alley bend-over!

back alley bend-over by MandyC047 March 3, 2011

back alley vasectomy 

Kicking a man in the nuts in an effort to prevent him from having children.

Bro, I’m broke, so can you give me a back alley vasectomy?

back alley vasectomy by soxchamps18 April 5, 2019

Back alley trump 

Instead of grab them by the pussy like trump,, you grab them by the asshole

Drop a group of assholes and grabbed a clan of assholes

Back alley trump- "Grab them by the asshole"

Back alley trump by Tehyalaursen October 24, 2018

Back alley shwarma

The insinuation of sex in a deserted back alleyway, using shwarma to represent meat(penis). best served warm, back alley shwarma is a fun activity usually consensual between both parties, but with a dillema... nowhere to do go to do it

Steve: hey man, you should meet this new girl, shes kinky
Frank: oh yeah?? she touch your penis??
Steve: even better, we had some back alley shwarma, it was hot shit, man

Back alley shwarma by steve-o272 October 31, 2009