babysitting

Where your girlfriend tells you she's going when she's really going to another guys house to fuck

Girlfriend: "Hey Josh I'll be babysitting for this lady Friday and Saturday night, all night too."
Josh: "Can i come and see you"
Girlfriend: "No. Absolutely not. The lady doesn't want anyone else over, not even to come out front and say hi."

by MacBeast May 30, 2007

babysitting

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into.

GIRL1-I'm babysitting
GIRL2-haha have fun with that...
GIRL1-well, at least I'll be able to buy some pot next weekend!

by ily4 April 15, 2008

babysit

Not nesscessarily a bad thing, but its when your friend has a little too much to drink, or is way too high, and you just help them walk, or calm them down. Often practiced by the one sober person in the group.

I'm so glad you were there to babysit me, dude.

by HaaaaaaCHooooooooo August 3, 2009

babysit

1.to indure massive amounts of painful boredom, while watching an iratating little child for a set amount of time. reward is generally monetary. Pay is great in DE
2. (VERY RARE)to be alowed to participate in the emenslly enjoyable sport of sitting on young children.

i am going to babysit for 3 hours i will get $12 i return

Will you PLEASE let me babysit?

by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005

babysit

In the world of multiplayer gaming, to babysit is to constantly watch a often frequented spot, generally from afar, such as a weapon respawn, spawn point, or entrance, and recieve most of your points from kills in that area.

Hey, Dale, you really like that spot, don't you. Why don't you play the game like it's meant to be played?

by Poh Tay Toez September 6, 2005

babysit

to hold a freinds drink.

will you babysit while i go to the bathroom?

by ribbitboing November 22, 2006

babysit

Holding the pipe for to long while in a group of people!

"Sam, are you ever going to quit babysitting that fucking pipe!
i want a hit!"

by PrincessCaitlyn May 16, 2007