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Kiss Of The Brown-Eyed Girl 

When a lover removes his anus and touches it to his significant-other's forehead. This ritual can be done either out of love or aggression. A little known fact is that this ritual inspired Van Morrison to write a song with it's namesake.
My girlfriend was being annoying so I gave her the "Kiss Of The Brown-Eyed Girl"
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brown eyed girl 

Pertaining to a person of the female gender, existing with peculiar facial features. These features include sphinxters for eyes, a penis nose, pertruding from the face, and a sideways vagina as a mouth. The top of the head in covered in pubes, as opposed to actual hair, and typically, little or no dialogue is spoken.
Wow, I wish I was a brown eyed girl. I would be able to insert my nose penis into either; one of my sphinxter eyes of my vagina mouth. That would be the life, I'd never leave the house!

Brown Girls 

Women/Girls who are from either the Indian Subcontinent or the Middle East. They are absolutely gorgeous because of their tan skin and usually black hair.
"Dude what's your type?"
"Brown girls, they're stunning af"
Brown Girls by CommissionEinstein December 15, 2021

Brown Eyed Girls 

Brown Eyed Girls are a girl Korean pop crew.

Crew: Narsha, Ga-In, Jea, Miyro.
Abracadabra by Brown Eyed Girls is awesome so is Sign!

brown head girls 

Brown haired girls are talented, sexy, intelligent girls who have a tendency to have a few amazing friends but she is still a social butterfly. She is similar to the red haired girls but their personalities may sometimes clash.
That brown head girls like Sophie! They are so intelligent and pretty!
brown head girls by Kitkat7360 April 20, 2018

Willie Brown’s girlfriend 

A nickname that was given to Kamala Harris after she got her start in her political career by having an affair with the mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown
“Hey man, who are you are gonna vote for in the election”
Not sure, but definitely not Willie Brown’s girlfriend

Full-Blown Girlfriend

The act of dating someone seriously and not dating someone else.
It often metastases to Full-Blown Fiance and in some rare cases, Full-Blown Spouse.
Russ: "She thought you were hitting on her"
Shannon: "No, I wasn't, I have full-blown girlfriend"