Bonke

A one-of-a-kind term that wholeheartedly encompasses stupidity and and insularity when spoken out loud. Popularized by a first generation Chinese-Canadian, "Bonke" is an abbreviated pseudonym that originates from its contemporary British-English slang term, "Bonkers". The term "Bonke" in of itself showcases a notable removal of "rs" from the end of the word, and is purposely intended to resemble the similar term, "monke".

An excellent example of this would be...

Thomas: "Ayy lad, you best get your arse a'lickin and skedaddle outta here."

Joseph: "Bonke"

by Mr.Kinslayer February 15, 2021

Bonked

Having a sexual relation with a teacher you had freshman year.

I heard a kid got bonked last night!

by IGotBonked August 16, 2017

bonk

whack; lame; obserd; un-cool

"Shit son, that's bonk."

by wordson December 19, 2007

Bonk

Sex with no strings attatched or a quicky with your partner.

Hey, fancy a quick bonk

by FishNeck May 29, 2008

bonk

a really long shit, the act of being on the toilet for an extremely long time

I'm going to go take a bonk.

by jadowo August 03, 2019

bonk

1)referance the act of sexual intercourse
2)to bump into or hit
3)old video game, featuring bald prehistoric boy, that killed enemies by head butting

1)I'm horny wanna bonk?
2)Can you go bonk the tv the reception is poor
3)Turbografix sucked except for Bonk

by Little j (of Flylife) August 22, 2002

bonks

Descriptor for the act of bumping fists, usually performed in celebration.

Dude 1: "Dude, we were just chosen to judge a wet t-shirt contest."

Dude 2: "Bonks."

by George T Harrison July 11, 2008