BodyCard

What you use to pay for amazing (dates), beautiful flowers, expensive gifts, trips, concert tickets, game tickets... you name it.

When you know it is your turn to pay, but you don't use money or even feelings...

Flowers... $50
Dinner... $100
Bracelet...$200

my love... pricelesss

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there is BodyCard...

by Tanqueray October 10, 2007

Buddyguard

A friend or group of friends that are there to escort or protect another friend.

I was out in town and got into an arguement with some thugs and luckly my friends were there to be my buddyguards, and help protect me from getting beaten up.

by BigCat2782 March 4, 2013

BodyBoard

the best sport to do in the whole fucken world....Standups r fags

lay down and get barreled... dont stand up..
see..lid

by Dakine February 19, 2003

bodyboarding

The most hardcore way of wave-riding. Bodyboarders usually charge harder, get deeper barrels and bust higher airs than stand-up surfers. Contrary to popular belief, most bodyboarders can stand up surf, but choose not to (actually many do). Bodyboarding is usually practiced in (but not limited to) heavy reef waves (like shark island and teahupoo), wedgy waves(like the wedge), and heavy shorebreaks.

bodyboarding is sick!

by get barreled June 11, 2006

brodiguard

A brodiguard is a good friend who doubles as a grenade shield. Brodiguards typically move in large packs, loiter around fitness facilities and consume protein shakes and steroids exclusively. Brodiguards will fend off unsightly women to protect their bros at any cost; even if it could be detrimental to their own health and well-being. True brodiguards know a wide variety of efficient "bro-guarding" techniques that allow bros to escape the promiximity of unattrative women in a quick, efficient manner. The brosdiguard slogan is "Bros 4 Eva- Fugly hoes for Neva- Bretherens"

Dude, you're the best brodiguard ever... don't know how I wouldda have gotten rid of that toothless whale without you.

by Lewis2012 October 21, 2013

Boneguard

Synonym for cock block, plimp, cloon.

"Stop being such a massive boneguard"
"Dude, honestly, why are you such a boneguard?
"Down with the blacks."

by Boneguard November 1, 2016

Mike Bovaguard

Definition 1: A fake identity online
Definition 2: When a funny moment happens

1: "who just got added to the groupchat?"

"Mike Bovaguard of course"
2: "Damn i just ate dirt thinking it was pizza

"Hah what a Mike Bovaguard moment"

by eeeeeeee888888888 February 15, 2022