Bitchless

someone or (jay) who has zero bitches and will never have one

jay is bitchless

by blackjack20147 March 15, 2022

Bitchless

The state of having no bitches

Karson is a bitchless faggot.

by Bob Dinkleburg March 29, 2022

Bitchless

The incapability to bag any females at all. Forever unable to communicate effectively with a person of the opposite gender.

Ruben has spent a millennium looking for at least a brush of a woman’s touch but nevertheless still bitchless.

by Sir Kobe Bryant April 19, 2022

Bitchless

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An adjective used in modern slang to describe a single person who is deemed conventionally unattractive as a whole.
A "bitchless" person will often display attention seeking behavior similar to that of a "simp", but usually not to such extreme measures.

Common example:

Catherine: Oh my god! Did you see Jim get rejected by Natasha?
Katy: I know right? He's such a bitchless guy.

by cornSaltedWithCorn June 16, 2022

Bitchless

Having no hoes no thots honestly being a single sad motherfucker

You See Jose Over There He's Got No Bitches He's Basically Bitchless

by 37473737 Rio July 7, 2022

Bitchless

A person who knows so many fine bitches yet has not even one

Bro shes fine asf, is she yo girl?

hell nah im bitchless

by bitchlessman May 5, 2022

Bitchless

A person that has no female companions such as yourself

Have you heard josh is bitchless

by Jesus_traa May 15, 2022