/b/tard

user of /b/ board on ebaumsworld.com

a true /b/tard knows and obeys rules 1 and 2

by WestPhiladelphian February 9, 2008

/b/tard

Shortened form of bastard. Used when one is too lazy to use full word, or when full word would be inapropriate.

that stupid /b/tard doesn't know about the rules 1 and 2

by WestPhiladelphian February 9, 2008

/b/tard

A netizen from ebaums who create havoc all over the Interwebs.

the ebaums /b/tards did it.

by Oldcahn July 3, 2009

/b/tard

A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.

How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."

someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."

by ThCtzer August 1, 2018

/B/ tard

some one who is on b, and is a moron, hence retard + /B/.

Dude, that /B/ tard said that his dick is bigger than a skyscraper.

by cab114 August 23, 2011

/b/tard

1. A prominent member of 4chan's /b/ board.
2. A mindless noob who invades innocent sites for fun.
3. A lover of furries and scat porn.
4. One who dwells in the asshole of the internets.

That guy is such a /b/tard.
/b/tards give the internet a bad name.
All /b/tards are pedophiles.

by Thelostcup August 29, 2006

/b/tard

One who joins other internet superheroes in the poasting of content on /b/. A true /b/tard knows all the memes of the land and is disgusted by nothing. A true hardened warrior.

7chan, 4chan, iichan, 12chan, that crazy russian /b/. It doesn't matter. We are one. Anonymous does not forgive. Anonymous does not forget. We are legion. We are Anonymous.

"Holy titanic hermaphroditic shitting dick nipples Cock Mongler, I must be a /b/tard."

by Conductor Cat November 10, 2008