The Land of Deadly Creatures:
The
one continent on the planet where at least
97.9 percent of the wildlife won't hesitate to
kill your
ass. These animals in question include:
The most aggressive and venomous species of spider (the Funnel Web)
A
snake with venom so strong, one drop can kill 250,000 mice (the Taipan)
A goofy looking bird that can rip your stomach open with karate kicks (the Cassowary)
A funny looking mammal with a
toxic spur on it's back leg (the Platypus)
Steve Irwin's bread and butter (the Saltwater Crocodile)
Baby eating wild
dogs (the Dingo)
Australia's national animal that will either strangle you or gut you with a well placed kick (the Kangaroo)
And the single most venomous animal on the planet (the Box Jellyfish)
Needless to say, you're risking your life when you travel here
Guy
1: Did you hear about Tom, he went to Australia and got killed by a crocodile!
Guy 2: I thought he was bitten by a
funnel web
Guy 3: Well, I could've sworn he was stung by a box
jellyfish