A person who is a Matt attat is a highly hyperactive human being who has the brain capacity of a blue whale high on cocaine. There are tests to prove that if a Matt attat were to get more hyperactive then he currently is he would dissolve into a puddle of low-sugar Yacult.
by Matt attat June 11, 2019
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person 1 "Damn, gas prices went up 75 cents today."
person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."
person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited about going back to the barn and showing them his horse."
person 4 "why did that make gas prices go up?"
person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they wrote a loophole in for him on the spot, snuck it into the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that passed unanimously so the government could get their money, plus interest and give BP a bonus as well"
person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."
person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."
person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."
person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited about going back to the barn and showing them his horse."
person 4 "why did that make gas prices go up?"
person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they wrote a loophole in for him on the spot, snuck it into the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that passed unanimously so the government could get their money, plus interest and give BP a bonus as well"
person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."
person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."
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When a large group of people "texts" a mutual friend excessively in an attempt to anger said friend. Although the word relates to text messaging people, it can also be used when leaving voice mails in the same manner.
by KGsoulman5000 February 26, 2011
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Get the attatamatatamatons mug.When you enter a relationship and it rapidly becomes physical, and then lasts a good amount of time. Attatmarex is the state of being atatched to someone you are in a physical relationship with, due to the physical aspects of the relationship. The words attatched, marriage, and sex combined. Do not mistake the word "marriage" as the contract between partner and partner, but as the unity of a person physically to another. Examples of physical acts: as small as kissing, all the way to actual intercoarse. Final note:
Do not mistake attatmarex for love. If you do, you are only decieving yourself.
Do not mistake attatmarex for love. If you do, you are only decieving yourself.
George and Linda are completely in attatmarex. Their like obsessed with eachother.
Kelly is still hung on her last attatmarex, poor girl. He didn't even love her.
Kelly is still hung on her last attatmarex, poor girl. He didn't even love her.
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Get the Attattabangbang mug.Madea surely had more attatude than was good for her on dat infamous occasion when she commandeered a forklift and destroyed Miss Smug-'n'-Shallow's sports car.
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