AssPackistan

Where gay people come from. Dudes only though.

Girl: That guy over there is really cute.
Dude: Sorry babe, but he's from AssPackistan.
Girl: What?
Dude: He likes his ass packed.....Der. Dumb Bitch.

by CrispyD November 10, 2007

assparp

This is the deepest section of the colon, which is joined with the asspip, and combines with the assperp, and asspipe to release feces. Ex (from outer to inner): Asspipe, Assperp, Asspip, and then Assparp.

I tried to shit but it was all the way up in the 'parp and it wouldn't come out.

by PipPipePerpParp January 7, 2005

Assparent

Like every pun with ass, this is a good one. Assparent is a transparent or apparent ass showing. Can also be used figuratively, in someone being barely disguised as an asshole. Or a bad parent.

They're featuring a new line of assparent evening dresses.
He is very assparent.
Assparent Plumbing Ltd.

by felixh November 13, 2016