Asselmandate

To aggressively accuse or question a person, persons, or individual.
UK English - Assulmandate

-mom "Are you lighting up doobies in here?"
-son "Are you trying to asselmandate me?"

by Mr. quack234 November 15, 2022

Asswellass

Asswellass : a word first coined in 2023 by a semi fantastic freestyler and thought artist " Atrabionica! "

It is a polite slang word and appropriately vulgar term used in public to describe the bountiful beauty of a woman's ( or man's, depending on the subjected) ...amazing buttocks, in a somewhat sloppy conjunction, intended to disguise the embarrassing need to say Gorgeous Ass.

i.e. : "She had beautiful eyes, long slender legs, Asswellass, perfectly straight teeth and dressed to impress."

by ATRABIONICA! June 10, 2023

assmeats

1. Meats from the assiest region
2. Rectal meat commonly found in meat pies and hotdogs
3. Flavoursome meat

I hunger for assmeats bitch!!

by Sathan April 24, 2003

assmole

A mole on your ass. Similar to asshole. But since the asshole serves a purpose for excretory purposes, an assmole is purely a skin defect on your ass.

STFU ASSMOLE!
Your mom gave birth to an assmole :D

by Failedxattempts May 21, 2008

asshelmet

absurd variation of the infinite number of "ass+noun/verb" formulaic constructions commonly found on message forums: assmuppet, assnog, asswipe, assgoblin, etc.

Later taken as a mantra by the Taleban Thread Krew of FuckedCompany.com.

May be ordered from a "hatmonger".

do0D ~ you're a total asshelmet!

by zem January 11, 2005

assmullet

1. asshole (when used as an insult)

2. the hair between your ass cheeks

1. You're an assmullet!

2. Did you shave your assmullet?

by D.M. July 14, 2003

Assmilk

Milk that is poured into someones ass and then drank through a straw inserted into said persons anus. This usually requires a funnel and some helpers.

assmilk.avi gives a whole new meaning to milkshakes!

by wormwood@efnet November 29, 2004