flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized it then begins to resemble that of a common breakfast item.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass!" booty flapjack ass

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

Flappy gum ass mother fucker

When someone talks so much everything that they talk is shit and they fuck their mother

“Hey bob” “yea” “shut your flappy gum ass mother fucker up”

by Ferelliekos September 23, 2020

flappin your ass

-ridiculous commentary, from an unwanted source, seebitch ass

excessive talking from women or womenly men

Stop flappin your ass back their!

If I hear any more ass flappin, a bitch is gonna get a slappin!

by Daniel Champoux November 6, 2007

flapjack ass

Big booty.

"Damn she got a flapjack ass."

by noreh April 25, 2016

flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

assflap

an extraneous piece of skin or webbing that covers the anus

Before we had the sex, I had to lift up her assflap.

by Gooney Goo Goo April 9, 2003

assflap

the slit in the seat of a pair of longjohns or union suit

"john forgot ta open the assflap and shat all oner hiz longjohns"

by hemp May 13, 2005