Ass Bandit

A flaming fag that thinks he can swipe or rip off a piece of man bootie.

"hey Queer, let go of my ass!~! because I know you werent reaching for my wallet!"

by Skinny Pimp November 12, 2003

Ass Bandit

An Ass Bandit, is a overly homo-sexual who loves to be on the short end of the leash.

Shane is an ass bandit.

by Sido94 July 1, 2009

ass bandit

An arse bandit. A corn holer. A turd burglar. A peanut butter packer. A flaming faggot. A sissy boy. A girly boy.

Emlyn is an ass bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert. For fun, he corn holes the dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

Ass bandit

A homosexual nymphomaniac.

Look at that ass bandit over there.

by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009

ass bandit

One who pokes ass with his penis. A perpetrator of anal indecency. One who practices sodomy. A homosexual male. A male who enjoys a a good game of ass darts.

Dude! I accidentally walked in on John while he was poking Henry in his keester. Wow, what an ass bandit!

by Poken U. Rarse December 5, 2011

ass bandit

ass bandit
noun: vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1 a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2 an eager seducer of young women.

1 if you want to avoid ass bandits, why would come into this bar?
2 such ass bandits young men are these days!

by hb94 September 22, 2009

Ass bandit

Someone who is gay but is afraid to take it in the ass.

“I think my boss George is gay, he’s just too afraid to take it in the ass. Stupid Ass bandit!”

by brethren January 3, 2006