Male or female. Activist protesting the fashion-obsessed decadence of city life by wearing backpacking
gear.
Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,
walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking
boots, parkas and on occasion walking
sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any
college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do
drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,
Asphalt Rangers prefer athletic bras to
victoria's secret and hiking
boots to sneakers, denim to silk,
quality and durability are always mode important than being fashionable.
