ASA

Awkward Sexual Advances

Drunken girl w/ hand on your knee: Im having a party for 2 at my place. You are invited.

You: Um.... your drunk.

Drunk Girl: Your Sexy. Lets have sex. I like sexy time time with you.

You avoid eye contact and try to escape her ASA

by joeymaree January 19, 2009

ASA

Short for 'awesome' and inspired by cartman. ASA is pronounced 'ahh-saaa' ... kinda like a retard would say it. ASA is also shortened for use in text messages and IMs. ASA can also be spelled lower-case (i.e. asa)

synonyms: great, excellent, impressive, fascinating, incredible, marvelous, shocking, stunning, surprising, unbelievable, wonderful, breathtaking.

That donkey show was fucking ASA!

Want to go smoke some of that ASA chronic you just got in the mail?

by travsb14 July 28, 2010

ASA

Film speed rating. (American Standards Association)

All-purpose film is 400 ASA.

by audiozer0 April 14, 2004

asa

A gimpy litlle mother fucker who hits on all the girls and leaves none for me that rotten scumbag.

Asa stole the love of my life, Hallie. You son of a bitch. (Tiffer)

by Tiffer Hansen May 28, 2004

asa

Somkebody who has hooked up with 92% of his female peers; a manwhore. Especially attentive to those in middle school.

"He is such an Asa, sleeping with all of those eighth graders."

by Anonymous June 1, 2003

ASA

Aspen Stoners Accosiation

the group of high school/college and other young adults who live in Aspen, Colorado and who are stoners.

They smoke a lot of marijuana, any one belonging to ASA most likely smokes ganj every single day.

Reppin' ASA. Jah rastafari

by mary jane 92 December 26, 2007

asa

me

come on asa i want the knife to die

by Kishi-Chan July 14, 2019