Article 13

The great depression with a twist

OOf for article 13

by ttv.bounzl April 1, 2019

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

artificial people

fake people act nowhere near how they would act when they are alone by themselves. 70-80 percent of people act fake or artificial to impress people.

some artificial people are Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Kristen Stewart...etc.

by yogabagabagaba January 2, 2014

Artificial chocolate milking

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.

Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.

by Coco Sean August 10, 2016

Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.

When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.

by josefiend July 9, 2011

Artichokie

A baby artichoke. Much cuter that the full-grown adult size.

Okie Dokie Artichokie

by Mikroula January 12, 2010

aatikah

A girl who is quite generous and loyal. She will always be there for u and is literally always laughing. She can be quiet when she’s in one of her moods as she gets very emotional when she’s going through a lot. She’s smart and tries her best but she’s always looking for something else to do instead of studying. She’s beautiful and has the biggest crushes and is ALWAYS worrying about her hair. If you have an aatikah in your life be lucky because there’s no one as amazing as her.

“Yeah aatikah is coming down tomorrow”
“Omg aatikah that’s amazing where did u learn to do something like that”
“Aatikah do your homework”

by Ananonymoushuman13 June 7, 2018