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Athletes foot

What you get when you decide to play footsies with a drain in a public bathroom or school shower. It will also make it look like your foot has AIDS
What your conversation will look like when you play footsies with a drain
Tyler: "Dude what's wrong?
Eric: " I played footsies with a drain in a public bathroom. Now my foot looks like it has AIDS"
Tyler: "Don't feel bad I did the same exact thing (pulls up pants and takes off sock) see"
Athletes foot is what you get when playing footsies with a drain in a public bathroom or school shower
by Depression'll_Kill_You January 24, 2018
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Freak Athlete

Someone who is not only an athlete, but is at the top of his game. The athlete dominates his sport and is generally good at many other sports.
Rich Cavazza is freak athlete is at everything he does.
by FreakAthlete46 August 11, 2012
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Athlete's Tongue

Affliction developed when someone speaks too much before they think, thus constantly inserting their foot into their mouth and transferring the fungus to their tongue.
Man, I can't believe that Marcus slipped again and told David's girlfriend that he was bangin' another chick. That man has athlete's tongue.
by nyah! May 3, 2011
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Artlete

Artist/ Athlete:
A person who is equally successful in their artistic endeavors as they are in their athletic performances.
Alex looks incredibly fit in his new video about being a renowned Artlete within his community.
by GrtGrndLdr October 22, 2009
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athlete

Can be found at the youth, high school, college, and professional levels. An individual who participates in sports. Characterized by dedication, focus, intelligence, and work ethic. Athletes usually are overshadowed in high school by Jocks; they are too busy to do much grandstanding. Most pro players are athletes rather than jocks.

The athlete is intelligent, hard-working, and a decent human being. He has fallback plans for the future in case he can't play pro. The jock is arrogant, stupid, lazy, and an asshole. He has no plans for the future beyond high school whatsoever.
Jocks are drinking and fucking cheerleaders while athletes are training, studying, or participating in worthwhile extracurriculars.

Ryan Leaf was a jock. Steve Young was an athlete. Both were standouts through college, but look at the difference in their NFL careers.
by Student-Athlete September 21, 2004
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Geocentric Athlete

An athlete who pursues outdoor pursuits of geographic significance. Ie: a mountaineer who climbs Everest mountain because it is the highest peak, the sailor who sails around the globe and the seven seas, the Navy Seal who swims across the equator as a special initiation ceremony. These pursuits are consistent of those of the geocentric athlete.
Griff is biking across North America, then sailing the seven seas. He's one hardcore geocentric athlete.
by Griff Man October 8, 2018
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