ArseBandit

Someone who is Homoerotic, or takes it up the exit hole.

Oliver you are such an arsebandit, go away you prick.

by RB November 28, 2003

arsebandit

Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.

Michael Barrymore? Someone ought to top that fucking murdering arsebandit.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

arsebandit

an arsebandit is a male that fucks other males.also see ringpirate

oi dale winton you fat old arsebandit wots the lotto numbers gona be this week.

by badgerroy123 March 5, 2008

arsebandit

the name of a British comedy group (website: www.Youtube.com/ArseBanditTV).

The Arse Bandits have been known to do sketches and stunts, including stapling ones bolocks, throwing an unplanned rave in a chip shop and asking the cashier in a coffee shop for a blowjob.

Can be used to describe somebody's actions if they behave in a similar way.

"Yeah Danny put lube on Rhi's forehead. Danny's a right arsebandit."

by Malikibob May 13, 2009

arsebandit

A male homosexual. One of many descriptive terms derived from the unnatural practice of sticking one's dick up another male's chocolate starfish. Also see knobjockey, turdburglsr, shitstabber, brownhatter, shirtlifter, pillowbiter, etc.

Michael Barrymore? Someone should top that fucking murdering arsebandit.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Arsebandito

A strong mexican sexual predator, usually found in jails, preying on the younger and more vunerable inmates.

Manuel is one to watch, he is an arsebandito and will happily steal your innocence

by WoollySpark December 31, 2010