Arse Biscuits 

An exclamation to erm exclaim when something does not go well.

Arse Biscuits! That landed on my foot!

Arse Biscuits! I failed my exam!

Arse Biscuits by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007

arse biscuits 

clagnuts, hairy raisins. dangleberries.

the accumulation of faeces around the anus, matted into the pubic hair. can often only be hanging on by a single thread of pube.

arse biscuits by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

arse biscuits 

Something that is completely pants much like biscuits made from anal seepage.

This website is complete arse biscuits.

arse biscuits by Bumfist Pendulum June 21, 2003

arsebiscuits 

A form of belligerent disagreement to a statement (see also "Bollocks!")

"I think Everton are going to win"

"Arsebiscuits!"

arsebiscuits by Polecat Pete December 10, 2003

arsebiscuits 

An exclamation of annoyance

Arsebiscuits, I'm completely fucked it up

arsebiscuits by Someone who should know better April 1, 2003

Arsebiscuit 

Arsebiscuit- a particularly strong exhaust of anal effluvium. Also used when said fart has gone seriously awry.
Also used to describe an individual, and an exclamation of general distaste.

"Clear the elevator! This guys just dropped an arsebiscuit!!!!"

Or

"Jeez, I drank so much guiness last night, I farted and dropped an arsebiscuit- right in the pub!"
"Bourbon?"
"Nah, Oreo...."

"That dude is a total ARSEBISCUIT"

Arsebiscuit by edchef September 4, 2008

arsebiscuit 

A delicous biscuit made from only from the finest ground arses.

That was a lovely arsebiscuit

arsebiscuit by Anonymous August 7, 2002