Aren Gamer

A gamer who is clueless on how to play and will fuck everything up for you if you play co-op. He's also pretentious, looking down on anything with bad graphics. His social life makes angels weep, as he is completely blinded from logical thinking due to his head being stuck so far up his rectum, and it having cemented it's position due to being up there since birth. His parents are drug addicts and don't care about him, leaving his only means of escapism and joy to games. Whilst being so bad at them, he doesn't know it and acts like he's the Faze Clan leader. Commonly boasting that he's MLG, he hides the fact he can't recall what an Xbox controller looks like or who Nintendo are. His knowledge of gaming is pathetic. Nobody wants to go near him, as he has a highly contagious condition of retardism and isn't afraid to show it/scare away predators with it. Avoid at all costs, for you safety and well-being.

Person A: *joins Xbox party* Hey, who's that guy without a mic?
Person B: Oh, him? He's my little brother. He's such and Aren Gamer though.
Person A: How's that?
Person B: Well... his favorite game is Kinect Star Wars.

by Jerrika12 December 20, 2014

aren friday

aren friday is when @kucuddles on instagram posts a character from saiki k on every friday. it's something to look forward too every week.

"ITS AREN FRIDAY FINALLY IVE BEEN FUCKING WAITING"

by kpopwhore April 10, 2021

Eriya Aren

A man who thinks Deez Nutz are still funny and has over 20k on TikTok. Also better than Dank Kirbz.

Eriya Aren made another deez nutz joke so I shot him

by SexyLexi9014 May 19, 2021

Dirty aren

A dirty aren is when someone dunks their testicles into a jar of peanut butter then proceeds to spread that peanut butter that’s on their balls onto a slice of toast then when the participant is next having sex they will nut into the piece of toast then feed it to their partner

Wow I just tried a dirty aren for the first time

by Charlotte_wassupp January 13, 2021

aren-kay

well done, you've learned pig latin and you said karen

get the aren-kay mug

by Afishgato May 4, 2022

Aren

Aren is normally a guy who has a tiny dick. That shit is so small it looks like theres nothing there.

Hey thats aren with a small dick

by hhhhhh123 November 25, 2021

Aren

Someone with strong neck muscles

Use head and shoulders so you can have an Aren

by Sam Hill February 17, 2021