April 2nd

On this day you need to have sex with someone of your choice whether they want to or not

Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”

Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”

Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”

by Some dude bro March 30, 2023

april 2nd

your name is haley garber and you are in 7th grade and you to tri-valley

Oh her birthday is April 2nd? Her name is Haley Garber!

by Ivy Hernandez September 28, 2020

April 2nd

April 2nd is National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day. If they reject you, say “Late April Fools”

“Bro it’s April 2nd, I’m gonna tell my crush I like them.”

by Kayles 🌝 April 18, 2021

April 2nd

National brothers day hug you bro

Can’t wait for April 2nd

by ImThYesMan April 1, 2023

April 2nd

People born on this day hate furries and among us, and love Palau and Twizzlers

Person 1: "Hey I was born on April 2nd"
Person 2: "Wow cool! You must hate furries and among us, and love Palau and Twizzlers"
Person 1: "Yep!"

by Artil January 8, 2021

april 2nd

on april 2nd we all worship lesbianlover222

Ricky:what day is it?
Lucie:It’s april 2nd
Ricky:oh, we need to worship lesbianlover222

by flower garden July 6, 2021

April 2nd

Aniversary of T.C. and M.S.

younger sister: "today is april 2nd does the mean.."
heather: "yes its their aniversary"

by anonymous May 3, 2022