April 18

People born on this day is literally the best people in the world! This is the day of beautiful people and if they ask you out you should obviously say yes. People born on this day are loving caring and special!

“Hey dude, that girl over there asked me out.”
“Hope you said yes then.”
“Why?”
“Dude she’s born on April 18!”
“Oh, that’s why she’s so beautiful and kind.”

by The Special Loved One November 26, 2019

April 18

National listen to twenty one pilots day. And you can also slap any of you’re friends that don’t.

Me: *listens to twenty one pilots and cries*
Friend: “why are you crying?”

Me: “it’s April 18” *realizes that they aren’t crying because they haven’t listened to twenty one pilots yet* “let me slap you!”

by Clikkie13 October 29, 2019

April 18

Take virginity away

I will take ur virginity away tonight on April 18

by Uziqx April 14, 2019

April 18

It's National Nudes Day u just can't say NO!!
Send a nude to the first friend who shows u this. Make a nudes chain with another friends!

Nick: Hey, Molly. Let me show you something *shows April 18 National Nudes Day*
Molly: Hmmm... How would you like it?

by Lickytung16 April 18, 2020

April 18

All the girls in middle school have to get with one person. And you have to let that boy or girl do anything to you.

Let me fuck you its april 18

by John lennen April 16, 2019

April 18

April 18th is national grab a dick day. This means that if you are single, grab them dicks. If you are taken, find your bf and give him a great time, or funny your gf and show her the definition. HAVE A GREAT DAY HORNY PEOPLE

P1: Yo r u hangin w ur girl on April 18?
P2: yeah bro, why?
P1: it’s national grab a dick day.
P2: *takes out phone and calls gf* “Guess what day it is!!!!”

by Toobigadickdawg April 16, 2019

April 18

National Austin Quesenberry should shut the fuck up day. who names their kid quesenberry anyways.

It’s finally april 18th now we can tell austin to stfu

by catsonbars42 April 18, 2021