apricot fest

The opposite of a 'sausage fest'. When a party is all girls and no boys have shown up/been invited. If it's an accidental apricot fest this can be incredibly embarrassing for the host, however if it's intended, there's always a fun night to be had :

'Whoa Caitlin, why did you invite me to this apricot fest?' or "Wow Caitlin, this apricot fest sure cheered me up after my boyfriend split up with me!'

by merrydothappy January 2, 2010

Apricot

To finesse; to attract; to seduce; to win

Dude, Chelsea might think she’s too good for me, but I’m totally going to apricot her into being my girlfriend.

by Jugy January 21, 2019

dried apricot

piece of flesh hanging from vaginal regions of female who's pussy has copped a battering over the years

"check the dried apricot hanging from that strippers beaver

by John Doe April 21, 2003

apricot jelly

a males discharge that is usually a little more sticky than usual

Awehhh shit you done filled up my penis pump with apricot jelly!
I ought to slap that shit out yo ass

by fffamouss January 16, 2009

apricot juice

A mixture of sweat and period blood

I want to drink your apricot juice.

by Sweaty balls September 25, 2016

apricot american

A specific way to describe redheads, gingers, and carrot-tops.

Guy 1: Hey, Jeff's kid is a redhead, cool!

Guy 2: No man, he' an apricot american.

by I Am **** November 21, 2014

apricot

The term often used by military snipers to describe the cerebellum region of the brain. This is a prime target area and is the general shape and size of an apricot, hence the slang name of apricot.

I put a round right through that fuckers apricot!

by enhanced April 13, 2008