apple picking

Engaging in a pattern of theft where one "picks" apple products (typically iPhones) out of unsuspecting passenger hands on Chicago public transportation systems like the L.

Can be color-coded to denote specific lines of the L

"Haven't seen you in a minute man, where you been at?"

"I was Red apple picking last night and got 2 old 3Gs and a brand new 4GS."

"Better sell those quick before they get hot and woowoowoo."

by Are2Dee2 January 9, 2012

Apple Picking

A crime currently gaining traction in urban areas in which someone steals an iPhone out of the user's hand and or pocket. The attacks sometimes involve force, though most of the time they are grab and runs. People who have been Apple picked often describe it as a horrifying if not demeaning experience in which they were psychically and or psychologically threatened.

Gangster 1: "Yo, I'm 'bout to go Apple picking man Imma sell that shit on ebaae"
Gangster 2: "Yae man, grab ya glock we goin steal a iPhone tonight!"

2 Hours later:

Gangster 1: "We totally Apple picked that bitch man!"
Gangeter 2: "What's that sound?"

This is the police, come out your house with your hands behind your head!

Gangster 1&2: Aeeeehhhhh shit!

by therewerenousernames October 21, 2013

Adam's Apple Pie

When a woman is sitting on someone's face; her back facing his feet, and reaches orgasm, she HAS A LOOSE BOWEL MOVEMENT on his neck...throat area.

My lady sat on my face and accidentally gave me an Adam's Apple Pie, when she came. NO MORE RED WINE AND MEXICAN FOOD ON DATE NIGHT!!!

by Arty Hammer March 5, 2010

apple pie bed

Another term for short-sheeting, a practical joke where the lower sheet is folded back--effectively halving the bed's length--and placed under another blanket to disguise what has been done. The victim, often the joker's roommate, is meant to climb in, find him/herself unable to actually lie down, and look like an idiot.

Frank Zappa (shouting at his roommate after supposedly falling victim to one): This is an apple pie bed too far, Don!

by typacsk January 10, 2009

That's So Apple Pie!

A somewhat-subtle way to criticize American culture.

Did you know that many Americans are ignorant to the location of their own country on a map? That's so apple pie!

by rachel_dhollander January 22, 2010

apple pie

woman's pussy that it's warm like apple pie..

I got to taste Jeannine S apple pie,it was so sweet.

by justin f April 25, 2004

apple pieing

Similar to "icing", if you can get someone to accept the drink apple pie, they have to get down on one knee and chug the drink. However the if the reciever pulls out a mason jar of apple pie within 5 seconds the deliverer has to chug it.

"Oh Eddie just got apple pied!"
"Whose apple pieing him"

by the apple pier January 12, 2013