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Apostrophe S

Apostrophe S is an American band from Philadelphia. The banded was formed in 2009 and continues with it's original members, Andy Atz, Chad Butler, Sean Butler, and Zach Atz. The band is expecting to release their first EP in the fall. Recorded at Studio 352.
by Bobcat. August 21, 2010
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apostrophe-fuck

The blatant mis-use of the apostrophe in work related email messages or text message exchanges between regular acquaintances.
"No ones busy enough!!! Get to work." is a commonly used apostrophe-fuck.
by Rene Deveraux June 11, 2006
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grocer's apostrophe

A punctuation mark used to create a plural by grocers on blackboards, despite being unnecessary for the rest of the population.
Apple's 70p per pound

Special offer on raspberrie's and and banana's

The grocer's apostrophe can be also be used in other situation's by tho'se who don't know any better
by da grammar police June 4, 2010
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alien apostrophe

the use of an apostrophe in the naming of aliens in science fiction. Extremely prevalent in turning a common name into an alien-esque name.
Author: "hmm. I need a name for this alien in my book"

Friend: "How about... Jon?"

Author: "No. I will use J'on!"

Friend: "Ah, the use of the alien apostrophe, like Kal'el, Jor'el, Teal'c, Bra'tac, D'on...
by srav May 3, 2009
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Fantasy Apostrophe

The needless insertion of a silent apostrophe into a place, race or character name in a work of fantasy fiction. The fantasy apostrophe is intended to give mystique and gravitas to an otherwise stupid sounding made-up name. However, it is not always successful in this regard.

See also: Heavy Metal Umlaut
Tom - What you reading, Geoff?
Geoff - I've just started the G'dorf Trilogy
Tom - Any good?
Geoff - Well, there's this dude called Kar'El, a J'olara trader from the Ava'pia region. He's got to get an amazing S'word which will kill all his enemies, the Z'Goff.
Tom - Fantasy Apostrophe overload?
Geoff - Lucky I didn't mention the B'Z'or'ef
by tomh2 December 1, 2010
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Oxford Apostrophe

A polite way to describe horrendous misuse of punctuation.
"Without the phony Russia Witch Hunt, and with all that we have accomplished in the last almost two years (Tax & Regulation Cuts, Judge’s sic - Oxford Apostrophe, Military, Vets, etc.) my approval rating would be at 75% rather than the 50% just reported by Rasmussen," shrieked our national shame.
by MasculineToiletGuy December 7, 2018
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Bottom apostrophe

When a man pulls out after anal sex and a small, crescent-shaped piece of shit is left protruding from his partner's asshole.
You should have douched, bitch. Look at that bottom apostrophe hanging out your crack!

Keep that dirty bottom apostrophe away from my Egyptian cotton sheets you dirty skank!

What the fuck, bitch?! There's some fucking bottom apostrophe hanging off you!
by Goitmeister August 25, 2016
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