All American announcer

An announcer that talks about basketball like it's boxing or something else. Though guys getting knocked out with a basketball would make an interesting sport, they don't have one like that yet, so you're either watching the basketball game everyone else is watching or you're watching a noxing match, because if you're trying to watch both at the same time while announcing one or the other, you're fucking with people's heads that are watching.

The All American announcer was talking about being able to feel that hit from up in his/her booth and how it cleaned out his sinuses, even though it wasn't a football game he was talking about, it was a basketball game.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

I've come to make an annoucement

Dr Eggman makes an annoucement

"I've come to make an annoucement, Shadow The Hedgehog is a-"

by twitter.com June 16, 2019

ive come to make an announcement

; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person one:Ive Come to make an announcement ;

Person two:oh god not again

by Celestia_bunni December 9, 2021

the morning announcements

Something done by a student with an immense amount of power and influence within a school; the act of reading important happenings within the school.

My friend Carter does the morning announcements for our school, he’s kind’ve like our version of God.

by cbomwhitemystery May 8, 2018

Eggman’s Announcement

I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherufucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his fucking quilly dick out, and pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick is, “This Big.” And I said, “That’s disgusting.” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut but way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like *boom* Thats right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon you idiot? You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

I type Eggman’s Announcement for an Urban Dictionary Entry.

by AMP.com March 18, 2022

anal announcement

To fart; the diction of friction caused by a passage of foul air through vibrating buttocks.

2. noun. A passage of said arse-speak; German rhetoric; a bottom burp; beef; poot; air biscuit; under thunder.

by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003

Announce

When one wants their sports club to announce a new deal or player.

"ANNOUNCE XHAKA!!"

"ANNOUNCE ZLATAN!!"

by techwithkem June 5, 2016