Mahoro Ando

A combat android who protected mankind from alien invaders. Now a retired soldier turned French Maid to serve a boy who was her late commander for the remaining 398 days she has to live. She's also known for her anti-ecchi personality by confiscating porno magazines with her catchphrase: "Dirty Thoughts are Bad!".
Guy #1: What do you think of Mahoro Ando?
Guy #2: I dunno, if she was real I'd lock up my secret stash of porn.
by Schweppes321 May 05, 2009
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Ando-Penis

An extremely small measurement of length.
person 1 - 'Dude, how big is your new telly?'
person 2 - 'About 600 Ando-Penises' (20 inches)
by ultracooltechnoturnip November 01, 2010
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mr ando of the woods

Probably the best thing ever made. This video can't really be explained. Roughly, it's about mr ando who brings peace to the woods and wants everyone to believe that he's a penguin. This video includes: mr ando, a talking bear, a talking bee, a talking turtle, and a talking fish. Trust me, it's amazing. Watch it!
by the grape monster October 09, 2010
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ando bien chato

ando bien chato
by robert nava January 05, 2017
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Ando

Ando is the man who escaped brainfrot and now lives in moss. He really likes to do incline dumb press while hes shitting poop buckets
by IndyShlant October 22, 2024
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Ando

He's an Ando!
by BirdKnowledge April 22, 2019
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