SWAT analysis

Adapted from the business "SWOT analysis", it is a way in which someone can analyse and rate women. It focuses on 4 important aspects.

Skills: This is how well you expect them to be in bed

Wankability: This is how easy you would find it to have a wank over them (Sexiness)

Ass: How nice her ass is

Tits: How nice her tits are

You would rate each of these out of 10 then take an average giving you there overall score. Though recently a C has been added making it SWATC. This C represents cuteness as it was thought to be another important aspect.

Lets do some SWAT analysis on her.........What did you get?

by Sir rasey March 17, 2011

Cost Benefit Analysis

Cost Benefit Analysis is the analysis of the cost effectiveness of different alternatives in order to see whether the benefits outweigh the costs

Inspector Gadget wants to install a new office network. Will this inturn increase the company profits?

by SEECAFE April 26, 2004

Literary analysis

A form of ritual torture, usually performed by high school and college English teachers. It involves forcing students to read an inconprehensible piece of literature, then write a report about a vaguely defined topic relating to the piece, usually consisting of 8-10 or more pages. Has been outlawed in some European countries.

I want you all to read Homer's Illiad, then write a 13-15 page report on its relation to the condition of Asia at the time. It will be due next week.

by ntg85 November 16, 2003

Analysis

Analysis is the process of breaking a complex topic or substance into smaller parts.

It has nothing to do with a disease of the anal.

The analysis of the man led to many discoveries.

by Sinjid Fragmenteau November 7, 2009

analsyphilitus

A rare butthole eating disease

Bill Navas took so many wart covered dicks up his ass that he ended up with analsyphilitus. Doctors said he only has a few weeks to live and that he shouldn't have lived such a fagget-ass lifestyle.

by Dr Niggèr August 11, 2022

Posterior Analysis

To look surreptitiously and luridly at the hindquarters of a member of the appropriate sex from a distance, especially as practiced by statisticians, mathematicians, etc.

When they brought those due diligence chicks in for our 1 o'clock feeding, I was caught doing a posterior analysis on the asian one with the houndstooth skirt. Man I was embarassed.

by shabbychef September 9, 2009

Poetry Analysis

A form of poetry reading where you take every line of text out of context and interpret it super loosely.

Teacher: Let's begin poetry analysis.
Author: The curtains are blue.
Teacher: The curtains are blue means that the owner is struggling with mental illness and is thinking about suicide.
Author: No, the curtains are fucking blue.

by mr suicide man September 29, 2020