touched by an angel

when you take a shit and the shit comes out of your anus quickly and cleanly, and you don't need to wipe.

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When a man/woman masturbates a man, allows him to ejaculate into his/her palm, and immediately slaps the guy in the face with the semen covered hand.

My boyfriend was touched by an angel last night for being such an ass.

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"Isn't Obama black?"
"No man, he was touched by an angel!"

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like-an-angel

1. The act of sucking dick so good that is can only be compared to an angel.
2. Sucking dick so good that it feels like a divine gift from god.

Yo man, I heard this dime Brianna sucks dick like-an-angel.

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1. The act of sucking dick so good that is can only be compared to an angel.

2. Sucking dick so good that it feels like a divine gift from god.

Yo man, this dime last night sucked my dick like-an-angel.

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When your to lazy to move.

I was pulling an angel this morning when i woke up for school.

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When you're so fucking hot and amazing that every girl wants to be you and every guy wants to be with you.

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