Dude 1: You want to go play football?
Dude 2: That sport is really slow
Dude 1: No, football americano
Dude 2: That sport is really slow
Dude 1: No, football americano
by Thatoneguy11 October 22, 2008
Get the football americanomug. a american who cant even locate his country on a map and still thinks he lives in the greatest country on earth
by lolusayay November 24, 2020
Get the el stupido americanomug. When a charismatic U.S. guy love-bombs and then ghosts or abruptly ends things with a foreign girl. There’s nothing more American than an enthusiastic man calling you incredible on the first date, talking about introducing you to his family and friends on the second, and disappearing without a trace by the third.
Similarly, there’s nothing more American than a watered-down version of what was once a rich Italian espresso, now sold as a café chain favorite. Both shower you with instant comfort, only to leave you bitter and questioning your identity.
Similarly, there’s nothing more American than a watered-down version of what was once a rich Italian espresso, now sold as a café chain favorite. Both shower you with instant comfort, only to leave you bitter and questioning your identity.
“Hey, how’s it going? Still seeing that Brooklyn guy who was all over you?”
“Nah, he is pulling an americano. Haven’t heard from him since he told me I was the best thing that ever happened to him… on our third date.”
“Nah, he is pulling an americano. Haven’t heard from him since he told me I was the best thing that ever happened to him… on our third date.”
by AldethaTeach October 11, 2025
Get the Pulling an americanomug. by 420 kween May 13, 2018
Get the solid americanomug. An espresso shot diluted with hot water, which tastes like thin airline coffee, but which saves a barista the time and bother of making a rich, brewed coffee by doing a pour-over with ground coffee and near-boiling water. An Americano made with more shots of espresso is a type of intelligence test: it tastes richer, like real brewed coffee, but you're paying twice as much.
Customer: How's about an Americano with two shots of espresso?
Barista: Two-shot Americano for the moron!
Barista: Two-shot Americano for the moron!
by Tjanvier January 6, 2022
Get the Americanomug. Insert 1 pinky into the Vagina and the other pinky into her Anus. Attempt to lock and shake the Pinky's together. If successful while both Pinky's are in connection with each other,whisper into the Vagina "It's you and Me forever or until something better comes along"
I didn't feel bad breaking up with Nikki, years before I had given her an Americano Promise, she knew this day could come, who knew it would be her sister.
by VaginaTestDriver November 26, 2022
Get the Americano Promisemug. A “basic man or woman who loves ordering complicated styles of coffee
Or a person who is too specific in ordering there coffee
Or a person who is too specific in ordering there coffee
How may I take your order?
Yes I want a white americano with two pumps of espresso, double whip, almond milk, one pump of caramel and light ice.
Quite the americano cunt that woman is.
Yes I want a white americano with two pumps of espresso, double whip, almond milk, one pump of caramel and light ice.
Quite the americano cunt that woman is.
by Obsidian Black May 22, 2018
Get the americano cuntmug.