Ambrose

a goblin who uses he/him, it/its, they/them, or xe/xim pronouns (maybe even all together).
You will most likely find an Ambrose in their local park swooning over shiny rocks, moss, or other junk they might find.
They have a crystal obsession and they burn so much incense that, their room smells like you have a decomposing hippie in there. They listen to mitski religiously, no matter their mood; they could easily chug down 3 cans of monster in a day if the wanted to, but if course they don't.

they care about you, i know they don't show it...but they do.

Person no1:hi! My name is Ambrose, its wonderful to meet you!
Person no2: pleasure!

by #mbr0s€<33 November 20, 2021

Ambrose Alarm Clock

The act of urinating into a sleeping persons face to the point that they wake up. If the urinator is asked ‘What are you doing?’ The proper response would be ‘Pissin’. Also known as a Hellion Hello.

That lazy bastard Dean wouldn’t wake up for work so I gave him an Ambrose Alarm Clock. That got him up.

by Karl Hungus October 31, 2019

Ambrose Bierce

1. totally cool American writer, satirist, and all-around genius who wrote "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" and, more importantly, The Devil's Dictionary (1911), which is the forerunner to Urban Dictionary

2. without this guy, there would be no Urban Dictionary or King Dork, by Frank Portman

Man, Ambrose Bierce was a real smart ass.

by Booky Drunkard May 15, 2010

Ambrose Cruz Ramirez

This is what you say when ur talking to someone WITH A HUGE BLACK COCK,

its also the name of a very THICC sperm WHALE who wants to eat GARDOS ASS
bye SISTERS

omg that Ambrose Cruz Ramirez looks so THICC

by mmph April 14, 2020

Ambrose Kenny-Smith

He is an adorable Australian boy who is a member of the bands King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard and The Murlocs. He has an adorable smile and when he pulls out aviators every man no matter how straight be questioning their sexuality. He's known as Harmonica Boi by many for his sultry harmonica skills, but he's also a talented singer who could send a girl into labour without them being pregnant beforehand. He's also called Amby

dude 1: "damn, Ambrose Kenny-Smith is adorable"
dude 2: "Ikr! Ambrose with aviators in the Straws In The Wind music video really making me question my sexuality bruh"

by bullant_owu January 11, 2021

ambrose ali university

A place for the homeless, dirty and frustrated ones and also it is another home for animals. NOTE: the other name for Ambrose Ali University is called REFUGEE CAMP

Son: mom I want to go to the university...

Mom: but we don't have money to pay for things you will need as a student...
Son: mom don't worry my friend told me of a university that accept the frustrated and homeless ones

Mom:what is the name of the university

Son: Ambrose Ali University
Mom: wow, get ready son .. we're going there next week

by Rough marlian April 22, 2020

Ambrose's Law

In today's political climate, as an online discussion grows longer in length, the probability of Donald Trump being mentioned approaches 1. That being, if an online discussion goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will mention Donald Trump, even if it has nothing to do with the original topic at hand. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Ambrose's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.

"The steak I bought at the grocery store was delicious, you should try it."

"You and all Trump supporters are what is wrong with this country."

"By invoking Ambrose's Law, and making no sense, any argument you are trying to make is null."

by K. Ambrose March 2, 2019