Super cool but short
by Yeeha I’m a guitar September 9, 2020

by Fap McCockrin February 3, 2020

Alanna is one of the best friends you'll ever have! She is intelligent, beautiful and kind. She is the most trustful person you could ever meet
by SkyPorter September 3, 2018

Fiercely loyal, a good friend, would do anything for the people she loves, probably has a dog named Carly Rose, incredibly intelligent, very quick witted, speaks quickly and with purpose, social and outgoing, loves to have a good time, loves the beach, unreasonably pretty, highly independent (she don’t need no man), but loves hanging out with friends, a great writer, very ambitious, could start a revolution is necessary, will always defend you.
by boyyO February 23, 2019

by Hehehheheheheheehhe May 28, 2018

Definition of A COMPLETE SNACK! She’s attractive in every way and she makes you wanna drop down to your knees and do anything for her. She has a kink for pulling hair and choking. She has an amazing smile and gorgeous long brown hair...
That’s a lie, she’s not a snack, she’s the WHOLE DAMN MEAL!
That’s a lie, she’s not a snack, she’s the WHOLE DAMN MEAL!
by Hungry for a snack October 19, 2017

Alanna is a small midget with really huge boobs. In fact they're bigger than the Earth itself. She is very hyper, and loves sour patch kids. She is one of the most outgoing people you will ever meet. She tends to zone out a lot though, so be prepared to repeat what you said a couple of times. She is very book-smart but not quite street-smart. She has hair that grows faster than Rapunzel. She is addicted to facebook, and constantly tries to delete it but usually re-opens it within a few days. She isn't like most slutty teenagers because she doesn't care what people think about her. She doesn't go out of her way to impress people. She does what she wants, and says what she wants. In conclusion Alannas are the shit. And you should meet one. :D
Girl- There was just an Earthquake in Cali
Girl- Bro, I didn't know Alanna's Boobs took a trip to California.
Girl- Bro, I didn't know Alanna's Boobs took a trip to California.
by linachannelle August 22, 2011
