Is the stupid believed that Al-Gore is greater than any religious figure or politician. Some of the people who accept Algorethism would go to any length to prove to U that Al-Gore is more or less the coming together of Jesus Christ, Pluto and James Bond. The first verse of their religious book goes like this: “Al-Gore, the creator and inventor of Internet, was persecuted and shamed by Floridians …”
Algorethism also teaches that Bush and Osama bin Laden are equal and the same person. Because of this position, they think Bush was the one who caused 9/11. It lays emphasis on the fact that the world would end in 2020 when most part of planet would be flooded starting in Florida. Of course, since Florida is the place where Al-Gore was disgraced, they always PRAY that what happened at Sodom and Gomorrah must come on Floridians.
Most of the believers of Algorethism are likely to be University teachers, Hollywood stars, Liberals, Moslems, Media, Blacks, Mama-Obama-Group, etc. Key disciples are Jerry Springer, Paris Hilton, Al-Sharpton, Rev Jesse Jackson, Your-Average-University-Professor, etc.
Algorethism also teaches that Bush and Osama bin Laden are equal and the same person. Because of this position, they think Bush was the one who caused 9/11. It lays emphasis on the fact that the world would end in 2020 when most part of planet would be flooded starting in Florida. Of course, since Florida is the place where Al-Gore was disgraced, they always PRAY that what happened at Sodom and Gomorrah must come on Floridians.
Most of the believers of Algorethism are likely to be University teachers, Hollywood stars, Liberals, Moslems, Media, Blacks, Mama-Obama-Group, etc. Key disciples are Jerry Springer, Paris Hilton, Al-Sharpton, Rev Jesse Jackson, Your-Average-University-Professor, etc.
Oh, since I stopped accepting Christ, I have joined the church of Algorethism.
Algorethism? What a heck!
Algorethism? What a heck!
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The fear of fossil fuels and their effects on the environment. (Based on the well known efforts of former Vice President Al Gore to mitigate the effects of fossil fuels on the environment.)
Looking out the window of the plane as it descended into the smog layer above Los Angeles only served to exacerbate my algoreaphobia.
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Estragon: Yeah, it was basically another AlGoreithm. That tree-hugger
Estragon: Yeah, it was basically another AlGoreithm. That tree-hugger
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To refuse to concede a legitimate defeat, by employing teams of attorneys, increasingly-more-fanciful conspiracy theories and lawyerly machinations. Behaving without honor, dividing voters or spectators rather than uniting them, and tainting an opponent's legitimate victory and delaying the opponent's ability to celebrate and take office.
To refuse to concede a legitimate defeat, by employing teams of attorneys, increasingly-more-fanciful conspiracy theories and lawyerly machinations. Behaving without honor, dividing voters or spectators rather than uniting them, and tainting an opponent's legitimate victory and delaying the opponent's ability to celebrate and take office.
In the February 7, 2010 second round of elections, Yulia Tymoshenko ended up with 3.5% fewer votes than her opponent, Viktor Yanukovych, in an internationally-observed election deemed the cleanest-ever in Ukrainian history, but rather than do the honorable thing and concede, Yulia has algored the results.
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