The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
by Vlorg August 19, 2006
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. The act in which a male or female splits their partners vagina lips and proceeds to take a shat inside.
In a few cases people continue to then have sex with the newly shatted vagina lips
In a few cases people continue to then have sex with the newly shatted vagina lips
by Donburey November 4, 2008
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. by Bigdaddy69420694206942069420 May 13, 2019
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.
by Cheatachu655 January 11, 2008
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. by Dmitri B December 3, 2006
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.
Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. by Eddie123456 October 26, 2007
Get the alabama hot-pocketmug.