prefucktual agreement

An agreement made between two or more parties prior to sexual encounters which recognizes the acts to take place as purely consensual.

If Ben Roethlisberger had only used a prefucktual agreement, he would not be in this legal mess.

Thank God I got that bitch to sign my prefucktual agreement; otherwise, I may be in jail right now.

by jclrk777 October 19, 2009

post nuptial agreement

is an agreement between former lovers after they have split up not to sleep with eachothers friends or sulley there good name or fail to return belongings of that person

me and jenny split up today, dont worry though we have a post nuptial agreement so it should be amicable

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

prebumptual agreement

It's like a prenuptial agreement, but it specifies the rules of a one night stand instead of that of a marriage.
short: prebump

I was gonna bang out jessica last night but she wouldn't sign the prebumptual agreement

by bigearl January 22, 2009

agreementh

the state of agreeing; agreement, with an h at the end. usually said when the person is high or incredibly unintelligent. First said by New York on her popular VH1 show.

New York's mind and heart were at an agreementh.

by Schnobody January 14, 2008

Agreegument

When two persons get into a back and forth, progressively louder discussion wherein both parties agree, but are so intent on speaking over each other about how much they agree that it ends up as a screaming match.

Wayne and Robb got into such a loud agreegument today about the price of tuna that I had to flee the office.

by hae241 February 6, 2013

Herbal Agreement

An herbal agreement is an acknowledged contract, the terms of which have been agreed upon where payment for items or services is paid in marijuana.

Devin and his mom had an herbal agreement he'd have her car washed by this Friday.

by BalkyB December 15, 2014

Wii User Agreement

An unnecessarily very long sentence, usually trying to hide it using commas and other punctuation.

Person 1: That one sentence is like the Wii User Agreement.
Person 2: Yeah, I can barely read it without 5 insanely deep breaths.

by marioisthebest June 28, 2022