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Denoting altersex.
Angenital and salmacian are both altersexual identities
by kalanimisme November 5, 2018
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ASG (After sex glow)

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ASG (After sex glow) - Josep! Thank you for the amazing pucking today. It has left me with a great ASG. Can we cuddle in the wet fatch now?
by Scunnert Pict November 14, 2019
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After SEX

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Two words. Not one. Like, two is better than one when it comes to these words. Not however in the bedroom. Why share? I mean, who gets the "after sex" first? Me or her? You only need one. It's all you can handle. Katy Perry could tell you either way. Smile.
After Sex. Now what? I mean, nothing in this world is better than this feeling. Well maybe just maybe one word is better than two. SEX.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
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My After Sex Buddy

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The world's first after sex doll.

A cuddly companion for women after sex.
You just finished a romp between the sheets. He's looking for the quickest way out of a post-sex cuddle session...
Thank Heaven's you have My After Sex Buddy.
by portable_guru January 15, 2011
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after sex phone call

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Call made to tell significant other you just nailed (got nailed by) someone other than them.
"Hi honey, just lettin you know I just banged -insert name- and well they screw better bye.
by Jester December 24, 2002
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After sex grumpy

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When your partner is short-tempered or easily irritable either immediately or the next day after sex.
Also referred to as "ASG".
Hey man, whats with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG!... ( After sex grumpy )
by Sirknows2little.2 July 16, 2022
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After sex grumpy

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When your partner is short-tempered or irritable either immediately after or the next day after sex. Also referred to as "ASG"
Hey man what's with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG! ( After sex grumpy )
by Sirknows2little.2 July 16, 2022
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