Afghan

A person who is of the Irano-Afghan race. Their county is located in the Middle East, and not in South Asia. It is a Western Asian country, and a Central Asian. They speak either Pashto or Farsi, or sometimes both. They are not South Asian because of their location and DNA tests taken from them. Some people will say it is South Asian, and not Middle Eastern, but that is politically and geographically incorrect. Pakistan has a group of Afghans who live on the Western side of Pakistan. They speak Pashto because that area used to be apart of Afghanistan (which is why these people are really lighter in skin compared to the rest of Pakistan, which is Indian).

If anyone argues this fact, I strongly recommend that you do your research, and find out on your own if you do not believe this fact. Do not trust Google, though, or Wikipedia, for they can be edited by anyone. Also, go look at Afghanistan’s history, and look at where these afghans come from. You can, also, find these facts in professional documentaries found on YouTube.

Also, Afghans are called “Afghans”, not “afghanis”. Also, Afghans are not brown, they are of Iranian descent, and are of the Irano-Afghan race. If you wish to not believe this, be my guest, but these are facts.

I have a masters in Anthropology, which shows that this is my career, studying humans, and it’s diferent races, and where these races come from.

“Kareem is an Afghan.”
“I asked Jabar what’s his nationality is. He told me he is Afghan.”

by HumanAnthropologist January 30, 2019

afghan

a hairy dog

that afghan hound looks like his owner!

by lila & set February 25, 2007

Afghan

Someone who is foreign and considered dangerous. Originates from the taliban fighters in the war in Afghanistan.

That Afghan just stabbed me.

by K-Bomb June 10, 2008

Afghan

A powerfull weapon in the Half-Life mod called Counter Strike.

Many nerds try to save their money to buy an Afghan to kill then enemy team.

Afghans dont come cheap, but make up for that with their extreme amounts of nuclear power.
In the CS (Counter-Strike) community there are a group of Afghan whores who strive to buy heaps of Afghans in wars.

If an elite team of CS nerds gets their hands on a few Afghans, the enemy team is in for some ass-whooopin.

Example 1:
CS Player #1: OMG i have been saving for 4 rounds to buy me an Afghan... Finally!
CS Player #2: STFU Noob, you Afghan whore! Go suck your Afghan now n00b.

Example 2: ( Scene: CS war at a LAN )
Clan1|Leader (Terroists): Hurry up and buy some f*ckink Afghan guys and use its nuclear power to take the bombsite!
Clan1|Player2 (Terriosts): Your a huge nerd

by Demon February 25, 2007

afghan kabob

Some of the best god damn meat ever made, usually in a skewer grilled over open fire marinated in special ingredients...

These Afghan kabobs are so fuckin good im bout to bust a nut

by KZ March 12, 2005

Afghan Meal

A kick ass meal served by an afghan that has at a minimum of 5 dishes so watch ur mouth bitch! This is a shit load of food!

White Guy: Oh dude! my stomach hurts soo much, i ate too much food!
White guy : It was Afghan food waddya expect man? but that is pretty gnarly!

by HottbloodGirlAFDreamz March 23, 2005

Afghan Black

Its probably reasonable and pretty safe to assume that most teenagers have never smoked this before - but mention Afghan Black to experienced cannabis smokers aged around 40 and their little beady eyes just light up. Its considered by some to be more valuable than gold as it gives a stone like no other. Afghan Black is very soft and very playable.
Brace yourself, newbies... this stuff will put you down. I HIGHLY Recommend.

Dude, that Afghan Black shit fucked me hard I couldnt move. T'was super flame.

by Brian Elwin Haner Jr January 24, 2009