A name, meaning: The sexiest person ever, the baddest bitch in all the land, an absolute power top who could fuck the shit out of anyone
by ohmygodchipotlé April 23, 2021
Get the Aster mug.The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef
by Snvert97 February 23, 2021
Get the Amsterdam whoopee cushion mug.A now famous folk hero, in his still virile seventies, who once travelled all about in his ‘66 Volkswagen van, hangin’ out and lightin’ up with all the beautiful women he left in his wake.
I remember that handsome, red-bearded Viking, we called him “The Amsterdam Hash King;” I ran my fingers through his long locks more than once!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
Get the The Amsterdam Hash King mug.Any one of a number of heinously outdated colloquialisms; their rhetorical power lies in their deplorable ability to frustrate or incite hilarity. Upon utterance, a speaker will likely generate the following behavioral, cerebral, or emotional responses:
1) Externalized disgust (behavioral)
2) Debilitating brain aneurisms (cerebral)
3) Crushing submission (emotional)
They should be avoided in day-to-day vernacular, and hopefully eventually removed from English nomenclature.
1) Externalized disgust (behavioral)
2) Debilitating brain aneurisms (cerebral)
3) Crushing submission (emotional)
They should be avoided in day-to-day vernacular, and hopefully eventually removed from English nomenclature.
Various Asterisms:
Alas (conjunction)
Up a crick (prepositional phrase)
Circle the wagons (verb)
Po-dunk (adjective)
MMMMMkay (declarative)
Cotton-picking (adjective {racial})
By golly (declarative)
Gosh darn (defamatory)
Rats (declarative)
Hippity-hoppity (crack whore)
Gung-ho (adjective)
The list goes on...
Alas (conjunction)
Up a crick (prepositional phrase)
Circle the wagons (verb)
Po-dunk (adjective)
MMMMMkay (declarative)
Cotton-picking (adjective {racial})
By golly (declarative)
Gosh darn (defamatory)
Rats (declarative)
Hippity-hoppity (crack whore)
Gung-ho (adjective)
The list goes on...
by drizzake & co. April 23, 2008
Get the Asterism mug.An action that takes place on a forum or message board to indicate, normally in third person, that the character being controlled by the poster has done an action. These actions are placed in a set of asterisks. If in response to someone's post, that normally means that they are the direct object of that action.
Not to be confused with asterisk expression. Asterisk expressions run along the lines of: *sigh* *cough* or *sneeze* If you were to add an "s" to any of those, it would be an action.
Not to be confused with asterisk expression. Asterisk expressions run along the lines of: *sigh* *cough* or *sneeze* If you were to add an "s" to any of those, it would be an action.
asterisk action
User: Hai guyz, what's going on?
*sits down*
I'm thirsty...
*grabs beer*
Troll: "LOL ur wrong im right"
User: *farts on*
Troll: What's an Atari and how the hell was it the "original" console? Xbox was the original console!
User: *punches face*
*shoots*
Troll: LOL launch missile!
*turns key*
User: *Kirk hand chop*
*kicks balls*
User: Hai guyz, what's going on?
*sits down*
I'm thirsty...
*grabs beer*
Troll: "LOL ur wrong im right"
User: *farts on*
Troll: What's an Atari and how the hell was it the "original" console? Xbox was the original console!
User: *punches face*
*shoots*
Troll: LOL launch missile!
*turns key*
User: *Kirk hand chop*
*kicks balls*
by MegamanTTEX November 22, 2010
Get the asterisk action mug.When in Amsterdam, you succumb to the available comodities, (i.e any drugs worth mentioning, intense clubs, crazy prostitution) and are severely burnt out, requiring a lengthy period of recovery.
My brother just got back from Holland, and he seems pretty amsterdamaged. I dont think he'll be going to work tomorrow.
by Mr2Fanatic September 21, 2005
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