Skip to main content

sexual aerobics

The very best, most pleasurable, highly effective exercise there is!

Popularized in the 1980's now with cult status in urban Essex. The most versatile of all fitness regimes can easily be performed alone, or in large classes, generally larger participation equals a better workout!

Warning: Sexual aerobics causes extreme sleep deprivation and will become a compulsory addiction.
Sexual aerobics is such fun! It's open to all and sundry whatever their preferred entry level!
by Essexlovely December 1, 2011
mugGet the sexual aerobics mug.

aerobic activity

what you do at a gym or fitness center when you and scoping out chicks and possibly trying o burn off all that beer you had on the weekend.
jock 1:so i herd you and sue broke up

jock 2: dont worry, its my aerobic activity day
by djin666 May 25, 2008
mugGet the aerobic activity mug.

aerobic fuck

An aerobic fuck is a fuck event that can happen when two guys are fucking and both of them reach and stay in their aerobic heart-beat range until they both have cumgasms and are out of breath.
I mostly have aerobic fucks when I get my rocks off with hot, horny cadets!
by USAF Cadet July 7, 2021
mugGet the aerobic fuck mug.
The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program. This means that you get no biotches.
Did you know that The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program which gets progressively more difficult as it continues? That's like, pretty cool. This means that you typically spend no time outside.
by God Hisself June 8, 2023
mugGet the The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program mug.

car aerobics

Prolonged, organised movement carried out in a car, usually restricted to the arms and head. Dancing to the YMCA or other such party dances are accepted routines for car aerobics.

Car aerobics are usually carried out in a moving car and is an accepted form of exercise.

If multiple people are doing the same car aerobics routine at the same time, this is called synchronised car aerobics, which is both an art and a skill.
Guy #1: Hey, wanna come back to mine and play some Fifa?
Guy #2: Nah, I'm not really into that. I'd rather do some car aerobics on my way home.
Guy #1: I wish I was as motivated to exercise as you.
by Nottel Inyu August 16, 2009
mugGet the car aerobics mug.

Stab-Aerobics

Dude 1: Hey man, have you ever seen someone get attacked like that, and like this (swinging a knife all over the place)

Dude 2: Attacked like that? Dude you need to learn some Stab-Aerobics...
by Yoshimaticz October 24, 2010
mugGet the Stab-Aerobics mug.

aeroconevil

someone who gets sexual plesure by having sexual relations with animals
He is a aeroconevil he was caught screwing a cat.
by jerry smith February 2, 2003
mugGet the aeroconevil mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email