A single family comprised of all the people who live in the Adirondacks of Northern New York State.
They often live in small villages and greet outsiders with suspicion. Outsiders are blamed for most of the crime, even when its revealed that a crime was perpetrated by one of their relatives.
They all share common ancestors, and usually survive to the next generation by breeding with 2nd or 3rd cousins. They rarely leave the area, but many take the leap and move to the big city of either Watertown, Canton, or Massena.
Due to the lack of anything entertaining in the area, they entertain themselves by gossipping about each other, making bathtub meth, and camping in the woods. Gossip was historically discussed in local bars, of which they have plenty, or at family gatherings at their camps. Since highspeed Internet came to the area in 2012, the gossipping has moved online to topix sites. Locals will now discuss the whores on Maple street, the new stop sign next to the perverts house, and who is having intercourse with each other in public Internet forums for anyone to view (seriously, look it up).
There are no jobs in the area and it is a complete mystery how people survive, especially with 9 months of -20 degree weather.
Local attractions include the thousand islands, yardsales, rivers that have septic tanks draining directly into them, and an occasional black person.
They often live in small villages and greet outsiders with suspicion. Outsiders are blamed for most of the crime, even when its revealed that a crime was perpetrated by one of their relatives.
They all share common ancestors, and usually survive to the next generation by breeding with 2nd or 3rd cousins. They rarely leave the area, but many take the leap and move to the big city of either Watertown, Canton, or Massena.
Due to the lack of anything entertaining in the area, they entertain themselves by gossipping about each other, making bathtub meth, and camping in the woods. Gossip was historically discussed in local bars, of which they have plenty, or at family gatherings at their camps. Since highspeed Internet came to the area in 2012, the gossipping has moved online to topix sites. Locals will now discuss the whores on Maple street, the new stop sign next to the perverts house, and who is having intercourse with each other in public Internet forums for anyone to view (seriously, look it up).
There are no jobs in the area and it is a complete mystery how people survive, especially with 9 months of -20 degree weather.
Local attractions include the thousand islands, yardsales, rivers that have septic tanks draining directly into them, and an occasional black person.
Jared went on vacation with his family to Cranberry Lake in the Adirondacks. While there, many of the Adirondack Mountain People greeeted him by calling him an outsider and told him to go back where he came from.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
Get the adirondack mountain peoplemug. Signal for urban swingers. Different colors have different meanings.
White ones mean the dude is into both female party goers pegging him, often.
Purple ones mean anything goes.
White ones mean the dude is into both female party goers pegging him, often.
Purple ones mean anything goes.
I was driving through Upton the other day and I couldn’t believe Dave had white Adirondack chairs out front. I never would have thought he was so into pegging!
by pilk32 November 26, 2018
Get the adirondack chairmug. mike:bro i really need an adderall
adam:yea bro im climbing the adirondacks right now
mike:i hate you
adam:yea bro im climbing the adirondacks right now
mike:i hate you
by nikesb93 March 22, 2009
Get the Climbing The Adirondacksmug. Bob: "Hey Mike, you know Sally right?"
Mike: "The gal with the huge hands?"
Bob: "Yea,I got an Adirondack Bear Claw."
Mike: "Nice!"
(FistBump)
Mike: "The gal with the huge hands?"
Bob: "Yea,I got an Adirondack Bear Claw."
Mike: "Nice!"
(FistBump)
by Captain Pussy Pirate December 31, 2010
Get the Adirondack Bear Clawmug. A person takes a shit, puts it in the freezer, after frozen it is let thawed about halfway to hollow out the center. Then a guy shits inside and puts a stick into it, and puts it back into the freezer.
by matt smith December 5, 2003
Get the Adirondack Cream-Siclemug. Adirondack Beverages - is a beverage company in the Mohawk Valley region of New York state.
Products
Old-School Soda
Black Cherry,Grape,Lemon-Up,OrangePineapple,Tropical Punch,Vanilla Cream, ginger ale , pink ginger ale
Clear & Sparklingedit
Summer Peach,Tropical Orange,Key Lime,Strawberry Kiwi,Wild Cherry,Black Cherry,Raspberry Duet,Concord Grape
Frannie's Sparkling Loveedit
Black Cherry Noire,Blood Orange Bliss,Pink Pomelo Paloma,Luscious Lemony Lemonade,Irish Ginger Ale,Very Vanilla Creme,Cold Coco Latte
Sparkling Wateredit
Simply Citrus,Wild BerryRaspberry, LimeLemon ,Lime,Mandarin Orange,Cherry Vanilla,Original
Products
Old-School Soda
Black Cherry,Grape,Lemon-Up,OrangePineapple,Tropical Punch,Vanilla Cream, ginger ale , pink ginger ale
Clear & Sparklingedit
Summer Peach,Tropical Orange,Key Lime,Strawberry Kiwi,Wild Cherry,Black Cherry,Raspberry Duet,Concord Grape
Frannie's Sparkling Loveedit
Black Cherry Noire,Blood Orange Bliss,Pink Pomelo Paloma,Luscious Lemony Lemonade,Irish Ginger Ale,Very Vanilla Creme,Cold Coco Latte
Sparkling Wateredit
Simply Citrus,Wild BerryRaspberry, LimeLemon ,Lime,Mandarin Orange,Cherry Vanilla,Original
Adirondack Beverages is one of the few soda pop companies that sell 3 liters of soda .... and in both nys and the mid-west people say pop... not cola or soda !
by Blu_leef January 4, 2025
Get the Adirondack Beveragesmug. a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.
by thatdadwiththegrillwhencamping July 9, 2022
Get the adirondack barking spidermug.