adirondack mountain people

A single family comprised of all the people who live in the Adirondacks of Northern New York State.

They often live in small villages and greet outsiders with suspicion. Outsiders are blamed for most of the crime, even when its revealed that a crime was perpetrated by one of their relatives.

They all share common ancestors, and usually survive to the next generation by breeding with 2nd or 3rd cousins. They rarely leave the area, but many take the leap and move to the big city of either Watertown, Canton, or Massena.

Due to the lack of anything entertaining in the area, they entertain themselves by gossipping about each other, making bathtub meth, and camping in the woods. Gossip was historically discussed in local bars, of which they have plenty, or at family gatherings at their camps. Since highspeed Internet came to the area in 2012, the gossipping has moved online to topix sites. Locals will now discuss the whores on Maple street, the new stop sign next to the perverts house, and who is having intercourse with each other in public Internet forums for anyone to view (seriously, look it up).

There are no jobs in the area and it is a complete mystery how people survive, especially with 9 months of -20 degree weather.

Local attractions include the thousand islands, yardsales, rivers that have septic tanks draining directly into them, and an occasional black person.
Jared went on vacation with his family to Cranberry Lake in the Adirondacks. While there, many of the Adirondack Mountain People greeeted him by calling him an outsider and told him to go back where he came from.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 09, 2017
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adirondack chair

Signal for urban swingers. Different colors have different meanings.

White ones mean the dude is into both female party goers pegging him, often.

Purple ones mean anything goes.
I was driving through Upton the other day and I couldn’t believe Dave had white Adirondack chairs out front. I never would have thought he was so into pegging!
by pilk32 November 27, 2018
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Climbing The Adirondacks

when someone takes adderalland feels "high"
mike:bro i really need an adderall
adam:yea bro im climbing the adirondacks right now
mike:i hate you
by nikesb93 November 06, 2008
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Adirondack Bear Claw

When a woman with very large hands gives a man a hand-job.
Bob: "Hey Mike, you know Sally right?"
Mike: "The gal with the huge hands?"
Bob: "Yea,I got an Adirondack Bear Claw."
Mike: "Nice!"
(FistBump)
by Captain Pussy Pirate December 31, 2010
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Adirondack Cream-Sicle

A person takes a shit, puts it in the freezer, after frozen it is let thawed about halfway to hollow out the center. Then a guy shits inside and puts a stick into it, and puts it back into the freezer.
My dad ate the Adirondack Cream-Sicle that was going to be used for a prank!
by matt smith December 06, 2003
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Adirondack Beverages

Adirondack Beverages - is a beverage company in the Mohawk Valley region of New York state.

Products

Old-School Soda

Black Cherry,Grape,Lemon-Up,OrangePineapple,Tropical Punch,Vanilla Cream, ginger ale , pink ginger ale

Clear & Sparklingedit

Summer Peach,Tropical Orange,Key Lime,Strawberry Kiwi,Wild Cherry,Black Cherry,Raspberry Duet,Concord Grape

Frannie's Sparkling Loveedit

Black Cherry Noire,Blood Orange Bliss,Pink Pomelo Paloma,Luscious Lemony Lemonade,Irish Ginger Ale,Very Vanilla Creme,Cold Coco Latte

Sparkling Wateredit

Simply Citrus,Wild BerryRaspberry, LimeLemon ,Lime,Mandarin Orange,Cherry Vanilla,Original
Adirondack Beverages is one of the few soda pop companies that sell 3 liters of soda .... and in both nys and the mid-west people say pop... not cola or soda !
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SUNY Adirondack

A pyramid scheme of a school. It's not even in the Adirondacks, there's one dorm all that's just like that one town in Alaska where everyone lives in the same building. It's legit a community college but the admins will say otherwise.
Yeah I go to SUNY Adirondack, pull up to the dorms!
by ACSeeYaLater July 09, 2024
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