add (Attention-Deficit disorder) is a highly contagious disease that you can get from a public toilet seat or butt sex. Symptoms; Failing to pay close attention to details, Forgetfulness, the random yalling of "Wauuuuuuuu!", Fidgeting, Leaving seat often, and Answering a question before they are finished
by Ryu Corrado December 6, 2006
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by digiliving March 13, 2007
Get the add mug.It's what makes you lose focus when people are explaining things to you very quickly. A person with ADD may refuse to ask questions, as it may reveal his or her disability. The only way one can temporarily cure ADD is to drink Red Bull, whose side effects may include symptoms of ADHD.
ADD sucks.
ADD sucks.
"The quadrant of a multilinear and symbiotic pseudo-intelligence is in theory the root of the endoplasmic phenomenon."
After hearing this, the boy with ADD curls into a fetal position.
"Jimmy? Are you all right?"
After hearing this, the boy with ADD curls into a fetal position.
"Jimmy? Are you all right?"
by Erik Tilton December 4, 2006
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Get the Add mug.I have ADD, its Hard So my Definition is every1 just thinks you are god dam dumb and naughty but your not u r actually fuckin cryin inside and wishin ppl would understand u
me: (wen i was at school),,, Doing boring work so i turn to my mate and chat and I get up and walk about
Fat bitch of a hoe teacher: What r udoing out of your seat u r always fideting and being annoyin
Me: ERRRRR I am Bored and I have done this work b4
Fat Bitch of a hoe teacher: what are you Just plain Naughty havent your perants brought you up right.
Me: No miss, Im not naughty..I got ADD remember, and my perants have brought me up right.
Fat bitch of a hoe teacher: ADD theres no such thing U r just plain naughty and theres nothig wrong with u
Class: Laugh at me.
Me: Runs out crying
Fat bitch of a hoe teacher: What r udoing out of your seat u r always fideting and being annoyin
Me: ERRRRR I am Bored and I have done this work b4
Fat Bitch of a hoe teacher: what are you Just plain Naughty havent your perants brought you up right.
Me: No miss, Im not naughty..I got ADD remember, and my perants have brought me up right.
Fat bitch of a hoe teacher: ADD theres no such thing U r just plain naughty and theres nothig wrong with u
Class: Laugh at me.
Me: Runs out crying
by Spike123 December 7, 2006
Get the ADD mug.Attention Deficit Disorder. A very irritating problem even though it is fun acting hyper and confused when I don't take my medication. I fit in better with my friends when I don't take my medicine.
Friend 1: Dude you're acting weird. Did you take your ADD medication this morning?
Me: WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW HUH I DON'T NEED THE DAMN MEDICATION I'M PERFECTLY FI... How did I get in this room? When did the bus drop me off? What were we talking about?
Friend 2: Whoa, calm down. Jeez.
Friend 3: I don't think she took it this morning... O.o
Friend 4: Ever hear of breathing?
Friend 5: Or punctuation for that matter?
Me: Did I spaz again?
Friend 1: Yep... O_o
Friend 3: She doesn't remember?
Friend 2: She's just like GIR!!!!
Me: WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW HUH I DON'T NEED THE DAMN MEDICATION I'M PERFECTLY FI... How did I get in this room? When did the bus drop me off? What were we talking about?
Friend 2: Whoa, calm down. Jeez.
Friend 3: I don't think she took it this morning... O.o
Friend 4: Ever hear of breathing?
Friend 5: Or punctuation for that matter?
Me: Did I spaz again?
Friend 1: Yep... O_o
Friend 3: She doesn't remember?
Friend 2: She's just like GIR!!!!
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